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Bite Me: A Love Story (Bloodsucking Fiends: Volume Number 3)
Christopher MooreWhoa. And this is a love story? Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody & Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein® platform boots & wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey).
And then there's that vampire cat Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter—and thirstier—by the minute. Abby thought she & Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non . . .
Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy & Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco & his trusty dogs Lazarus & Bummer, Abby's gay Goth friend Jared, & SF's finest Cavuto & Rivera to hunt big cat & save the city. And that's when the fun really begins.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE is the author of many novels, including this one. He began writing at age 6 & became the oldest known child prodigy when, in his early thirties, he published his first novel. His turn-ons are the ocean, playing the toad lotto, & talking animals on TV. His turn-offs are salmonella, traffic, & rude people. Chris enjoys cheese crackers, acid jazz, & otter scrubbing. He lives in an inaccessible island fortress in the Pacific. You can e-mail him at BSFiends@aol.com. www.chrismoore.com.
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